heck yeah mr. prosser

Any negative comment about Prosser’s music choice is not allowed. Prosser’s music frees the soul.

Prosser may listen to Taylor Swift during class. It’s not gay.

No one shall call Prosser’s daughter a ho or else there will be a HOE in his head.

Prosser reserves the right to grow a beard whenever he chooses.

Side note: The intensity of his beard is an indicator of how much of a “bad-ass” Prosser is on a particular day.

To judge how far the class has gotten off topic, Prosser will look at Devin Dahlberg.  If Devin is shaking his head disapprovingly, asking questions to get back on topic, or covering his ears with his hands, Prosser has gone too far.

Prosser shall never start the class at the bell. Prosser allows his classes a 5 minute grace period to soak up his awesomeness before starting work.

The last movie you watched shall be Pearl Harbor.

Side note: If you have recently watched a movie, you must watch Pearl Harbor after to keep it the last movie you watched.

Hate universal healthcare.

Every word out of Prosser’s mouth is quotable. Failing to tumble about an amazing Prosser saying is punishable by death.

When faced with an armed robber, Prosser will grab the nearest baseball bat, and face his robber with bravery. Prosser never backs down from anyone.

Exception: Armed robber sneaks up behind you at a gas station. It is then permittable to give him the money in your wallet.

If Prosser stops the rocking of his rocking chair, and begins to lean forward, STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING!!! Something brilliant is about to be said.

If change is dropped, thou shall not pick it up, for one must pay his respects to Prosser and his wallet.

When referring to Mr. Olivero, use the title “that little midget”.

Prosser follows his own rules. Nobody tells him what to do. He’s a grown man; he can do what he wants.