January 2010
17 posts
“They won’t buy new textbooks, but they’ll pay for new carpet in the office. What...”
– Mr. Michael Prosser (via abandon-dignity)
“You have to understand, this was serious business. We were sweating, we were...”
– Oh Prosser, My Prosser (via zachwardcullen)
“Brains aren’t wealth, Devin. If they were, a lot of people here would be broke.”
– Mr. Prosser, my idol. (via zachwardcullen)
Student: YOU should be president!
Prosser: No, I have too many skeletons....[abruptly goes on to history]
Sixth Period Class: Huh?
Stefanie: Wait, what?!
Tracey: How many people did you kill?
Prosser: Only 2. But they NEEDED to be killed.
“I know he’s from the ’60s and ’70s but I didn’t know he...”
– Prosser questioning what Van Grove did back in the day
Wrong
Prosser: Van Grove always says "No! You're wrong! Wrong!"
Amna: He'll be a good terrorist.
“We keep electing these prima donnas.”
– Prosser belief of current politicians.
“Regular people are smart too.”
“Everyone had a job: men, women; bro, chick.”
“What’s his you-know-what?—never mind.”
Reading the Bro Code in Class
Bro Code: A Bro shall never disturb a women in the kitchen. You wouldn’t upset an animal in it’s natural habitat, right?
Prosser: This is getting better.
“This is the kind of stuff you can get in trouble for. I love it.”
– Regarding the Bro Code
Devin scolds Prosser
Mr. Prosser: The last movie I watched was Pearl Harbor.
Class: Laughs
Mr. Prosser: Last year a kid brought in some pirated movies and we all watched those. It was great.
Devin Dahlberg: (Glares at Prosser disapprovingly)
Mr. Prosser: ....But we shouldn't condone illegal activity.
Devin: (Nods his head approvingly)
I don't know why but I was really amused by Prosser's class today.
“Books and school go together like hamburgers and French fries. You don’t just...”
– Mr. Prosser’s reasoning for why we shouldn’t get rid of books and use computers instead. (via zachwardcullen)
“I expect all of you to pass. I will hunt you down.”
– Regarding the AP test. Yikes!
“We rigged all the games—that’s how we win everything.”