Britney Spears
Mr. Prosser said one celebrity I have heard most about lately was Britney Spears. I was like what?! LOL…He said she was a slut and he wouldn’t mind dissin’ her in front of her face!
As a fan of her, I was like WTF! And I started laughing with my friends who knows that I was shocked and stuff. But a funny story of him. Made me laugh! He is funny. But I love Britney! <3
I said, “You’re such a hater.” He got so pissed and started trash talking me. He calls me a church boy.
On Prosser and SDSU basketball (via heckyeahmrvangrove)
Prosser is a straight up G. Today we told him that he needs to start rapping and then he started clowning on how rappers look. While we were taking the vocab quiz, he comes out of his little room with his hat sideways on his head and those like binding rings in his nose and on his ears. HAHA. He makes life interesting.
Prosser is a loser.
(via heckyeahmrvangrove)
What is this world coming to? Men can’t even be men. Women are men.
On powderpuff
Van Grove is struggling for identity.
Let’s not bitch about a flat screen cause I’m getting one.
Jesus
Prosser: Ask Jeeves
Student: I think you're saying "Jesus"
Prosser: I don't think he answers in text.
Article 14
Any negative comment about Prosser’s music choice is not allowed. Prosser’s music frees the soul.
Article 13
Prosser may listen to Taylor Swift during class. It’s not gay.
Article 12
No one shall call Prosser’s daughter a ho or else there will be a HOE in his head.
Article 11
Prosser reserves the right to grow a beard whenever he chooses.
Side note: The intensity of his beard is an indicator of how much of a “bad-ass” Prosser is on a particular day.
Article 10
To judge how far the class has gotten off topic, Prosser will look at Devin Dahlberg. If Devin is shaking his head disapprovingly, asking questions to get back on topic, or covering his ears with his hands, Prosser has gone too far.
